An Ode to a Cheeseburger (2003) As I sit here eating lunch I examine a cheeseburger with a hunch. I bet if I sing to it, it will dance And then I can cut it with my lance. As I ponder, I can see The cheeseburger is staring back at me. O sweet pickles and tomatoes You really taste good with potatoes. Greasy and fatty, it worries me not You can not eat it until it’s hot. All beef patty on a sesame seed bun Eating you would sure be fun. O sweet cheeseburger, how I love you I shall sacrifice my shoe To make you happy and complete So I can have something to eat.
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