An Untitled Mess

So, Amazon shipped me an entire desk faster than they could ship me underwear.  I'm sure there is a good reason for this other than the fact that I didn't wan to pay extra for them to ship items as they become available.  Since Capital One was kind enough to pre-approve me for a credit card, I decided to get some shopping done over the weekend.  I purchased a new desk seeing as I completely demolished my old desk trying to move it from one bedroom to another.  Since I was already shopping on Amazon, and since I don't have enough underwear to theoretically last me an entire week, I bought me a packager of boxer briefs.  I also threw in a stylus for my tablet and a car mount for my cell phone.  I went a little wild, I know, but it's interest free until 2018 so it's hard to say no to that.  Well, the desk arrived today...everything else has yet to even ship. This is what I saw as I came home from work today. Thankfully they are already out to the f...

I signed into Blogger to start typing this and notice that Google, the almighty and all knowing, had a notification waiting for me.  It read: Your new album is ready, Sunday Evening in Atlantic Beach."  We'll get there. Woke up sort of early this morning, around 8:00 a.m.  Well, that's early for me seeing as I mostly work nights and don't get to bed until around midnight or later.  So I get up, check my email and some news, start some music on Spotify.  Get the bug to do some push-ups so I do some.  I've been slacking in this area the last few months so I need to get back on track.  I need to find somewhere to do some pull-ups as well.  Anyways, as I'm getting my morning started, I do the dishes for mom and dad while they are at the farm and I realize that there is no milk.  Of course, being the amazing son that I am, I hop over to Food Lion to take care of that.  I grab a gallon of the freshest, fattiest, most full-flavored milk I can...

So, Wednesday night I woke up just hurting.  I didn't want to believe that it was anything more than something a few Tums could handle.  Typical guy thinking there.  Two hours after chewing on a few Tums, I wake up again, this time feeling way worse.  So I did what any sensible guy would do...I made myself throw up.  That's right, the 'ole finger down the throat trick.  Well, I wasn't ready for what happened next.  Everything from dinner starting coming back up.  Everything.  And not the easy way, oh no, it had to start coming out of my nose too.  I heaved for a good five minutes and for a second wondered if what I had just done was actually a good idea.  When it finally subsided, my stomach felt better but my body felt like crap.  Oh, and I had ran four miles right before dinner too so that didn't help matters.  When I thought I was in the clear, the unthinkable happened.  I pooped my pants.  That's right, I'm m...

It was a weird day, indeed.  Had to go in early to work this morning because of two catering orders we had to fill and one of our guys that was suppose to work today called out.  It was funny how just that extra thirty minutes threw me off today but at least I got a few more hours than I would usually have.  Plus it was pay day so...yeah, can't complain.  We had a party of about fifteen older women in today and they had a guy that came in with a guitar to sing to them while they were eating.  Not sure management was too thrilled even though they obviously had to give the green light for it.  This led to two awkward situations. First, the woman I was working with today mentioned that maybe I should try and pick up one of the older women from the party.  I said that just wouldn't work out.  She asked if I had a problem with older women, which I replied that I did not and that in fact I had been with an older woman for about nine months.  The ...