Ode to A Cheese Burger

An Ode to a Cheeseburger (2003)

As I sit here eating lunch

I examine a cheeseburger with a hunch.

I bet if I sing to it, it will dance

And then I can cut it with my lance.

As I ponder, I can see

The cheeseburger is staring back at me.

O sweet pickles and tomatoes

You really taste good with potatoes.

Greasy and fatty, it worries me not

You can not eat it until it’s hot.

All beef patty on a sesame seed bun

Eating you would sure be fun.

O sweet cheeseburger, how I love you

I shall sacrifice my shoe

To make you happy and complete

So I can have something to eat.