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Mind...Blown

Holy crap, so look, you have got to help me with this.  On my way out to work this morning, I spotted a box of Everlasting Gobstoppers (R).  So I filched them, naturally.  It's awesome because the box fit perfectly into one of my nine pockets on my work pants.  Why does one need so many dang pockets? you may ask.  Well, because I have stuff that I hold.  Wallet, cell phone, car keys, pocket knife, Everlasting Gobstoppers, lucky rabbit foot, Horcrux...the normal stuff people carry with them. Yup...this is what crazy looks like. I'm demolishing this box of sugary happiness while I'm washing dishes and it just hits me.  The most profound question of the century.  Do you want to know what it was?  Once you hear this, you can't un-hear it.  The life that you once knew will be shattered into a thousand pieces.  It would be like taking the blue pill and waking up to the Matrix.  You will lose hours of sleep over this.  Sani...