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Ode to A Cheese Burger

An Ode to a Cheeseburger (2003) As I sit here eating lunch I examine a cheeseburger with a hunch. I bet if I sing to it, it will dance And then I can cut it with my lance. As I ponder, I can see The cheeseburger is staring back at me. O sweet pickles and tomatoes You really taste good with potatoes. Greasy and fatty, it worries me not You can not eat it until it’s hot. All beef patty on a sesame seed bun Eating you would sure be fun. O sweet cheeseburger, how I love you I shall sacrifice my shoe To make you happy and complete So I can have something to eat.

Gotta Love the Net

The most exciting thing to happen today was that my eye is starting to feel better.  This morning the cyst on my eye lid burst, I suppose that's the right term for it, and started oozing gunk out.  It hurt like whoa but about ten minutes later it felt much better.  Work was a long day but at least it was payday. These came from my brother and sister.  Just gotta love the net: Later Days!