An Untitled Mess

Another shameless plug...how am I not getting paid for this stuff?  I mean, I reach like six people a day, even on day's I don't post!  So, anyways, finally got me a decent chain for my...well, honestly, I don't know what it's actually called.  It's not a dog tag.  Is it considered a charm, or is it too large to be a charm?  I don't know.  It was on this really cheap beaded necklace forever so since I'm rolling in the dough now being an honest, workin' man, I bought a nice looking chain for it. Obviously, I purchased the necklace from NYC Sterling...located in down-town Omaha.  Only kidding.  They sell on Amazon, which is where I purchased this one at.  It's 28 inches long and the links are 5mm.  It is .925 sterling silver made in Italy.  It was like, a gazillon dollars.  I put it on today and my voice lowered two octaves and I couldn't stop saying, "I pity tha fool".  My therapist was kind of worried. Went to the gy...

So, Amazon shipped me an entire desk faster than they could ship me underwear.  I'm sure there is a good reason for this other than the fact that I didn't wan to pay extra for them to ship items as they become available.  Since Capital One was kind enough to pre-approve me for a credit card, I decided to get some shopping done over the weekend.  I purchased a new desk seeing as I completely demolished my old desk trying to move it from one bedroom to another.  Since I was already shopping on Amazon, and since I don't have enough underwear to theoretically last me an entire week, I bought me a packager of boxer briefs.  I also threw in a stylus for my tablet and a car mount for my cell phone.  I went a little wild, I know, but it's interest free until 2018 so it's hard to say no to that.  Well, the desk arrived today...everything else has yet to even ship. This is what I saw as I came home from work today. Thankfully they are already out to the f...